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Tiny Mascot
The idea that bigger is better was hastily invented by teenagers in the early 1990's in response to a survey about jean sizes. As time progressed and casualty departments became pushed to breaking point with the sheer number of keck related youth accidents, teenagers slowly realised the error of their impulsive waistline antics. Nowadays it is generally recognised that smaller is in fact better. Great news for hospitals, even better for manufacturers of girls' jeans. Here's Tiny.

About: They say good things come in small packages and little Tiny here likes to think that's true. After all, he's never had to pay full price in his life!
Likes: Never banging his head, fun-size food, miniature golf.
Dislikes: Basketball, changing light bulbs, high shelves.
Quote: 'What d'ya mean I can't go on the rollercoaster?.'
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Oh oh! It looks like the peaceful tranquillity of KawaiiPunk is about to take a major beating! It's the Angry Mascot!
Yes folks, I'm afraid to report an extremely irate individual is headed our way! But the question is... why is he so angry?
Unlucky 13: 'Maybe Mischief played a prank on him.'
Mischief: 'Hmmm... that gives me an idea!'
Unlucky 13: 'Me and my big mouth!'
Brace yourselves! The Angry Mascot arrives on August 1st.
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