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Senior Mascot
William Shakespesre once wrote "Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasure, age is full of care; Youth like summer morn, age like winter weather; Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare. Youth is full sport, age's breath is short; Youth is nimble, age is lame; Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold; Youth is wild, age is tame. Age , I do abhor thee; youth, I do adore thee." Ahhh.. Shakespeare, what a doofus!

About: Step aside Beauty, here comes Age! It's everyone's favourite pesky pensioner - it's the sensational Senior Mascot!
Likes: Reminiscing, moustaches, acting up in public.
Dislikes: Frivolous haircuts, youth TV, political correctness.
Quote: 'I remember when the internet was all fields!'
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Oh oh! It looks like the peaceful tranquillity of KawaiiPunk is about to take a major beating! It's the Angry Mascot!
Yes folks, I'm afraid to report an extremely irate individual is headed our way! But the question is... why is he so angry?
Unlucky 13: 'Maybe Mischief played a prank on him.'
Mischief: 'Hmmm... that gives me an idea!'
Unlucky 13: 'Me and my big mouth!'
Brace yourselves! The Angry Mascot arrives on August 1st.
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