Over the centuries mankind has tried tirelessly to find a reliable means of divination. Eggs, arrows, birds, shells, stones, bread, and even entrails have all been used in an attempt to peer into the future. Unfortunately, none of them worked! Nowadays however, thanks to computers, experts have finally come up with a foolproof way to predict a persons fate. Use broad sweeping statements that can apply to everyone! Here's the Mystic Mascot.
About: She says she can predict the future and claims her arrival at KawaiiPunk was foretold many moons ago. They call her the Mystic Mascot, but can she really see into the unkown? Cross her palm with silver and find out, if you dare?
Likes: Horoscopes, crystal balls, tea leaves.
Dislikes: Mists, fogs, predictive text.
Quote: 'I'm getting the name Mary... Mary, possibly Dave.'
Huh? What's this? KawaiiPunk is currently off air! Ahhh... I guess that means there is no new mascot this month!
Yes, folks, it looks like everyone's favourite mascot provider is having a well earned holiday! But fear not, because there's still...
Lucky 7: 'The amazing KawaiiPunk CafePress shop!'
Demon: 'And the incredible KawaiiPunk Zazzle shop!'
Ed: 'And don't forget the kawaii-tastic KawaiiPunk blog!'
All of which are open for business as usual! Hooray!