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Mystic Mascot
Over the centuries mankind has tried tirelessly to find a reliable means of divination. Eggs, arrows, birds, shells, stones, bread, and even entrails have all been used in an attempt to peer into the future. Unfortunately, none of them worked! Nowadays however, thanks to computers, experts have finally come up with a foolproof way to predict a persons fate. Use broad sweeping statements that can apply to everyone! Here's the Mystic Mascot.

About: She says she can predict the future and claims her arrival at KawaiiPunk was foretold many moons ago. They call her the Mystic Mascot, but can she really see into the unkown? Cross her palm with silver and find out, if you dare?
Likes: Horoscopes, crystal balls, tea leaves.
Dislikes: Mists, fogs, predictive text.
Quote: 'I'm getting the name Mary... Mary, possibly Dave.'
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Oh oh! It looks like the peaceful tranquillity of KawaiiPunk is about to take a major beating! It's the Angry Mascot!
Yes folks, I'm afraid to report an extremely irate individual is headed our way! But the question is... why is he so angry?
Unlucky 13: 'Maybe Mischief played a prank on him.'
Mischief: 'Hmmm... that gives me an idea!'
Unlucky 13: 'Me and my big mouth!'
Brace yourselves! The Angry Mascot arrives on August 1st.
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