|
Metal Mascot
For many years defenestration, the act of throwing someone or something out of a window, languished in relative obscurity. That's not to say it didn't happen - just that people didn't really pay attention when it did! That all changed in the early 1970s with the widespread introduction of rock stars and televisions. Suddenly people couldn't get enough of defenestration! The lesson: never underestimate the power and influence of heavy metal! Here's the Metal Mascot...

About: What is that infernal racket? Can't you hear it? It's like hell itself in musical form! Oh, I remember, it's the Metal Mascot!
Likes: Heavy metal, thrash metal, speed metal.
Dislikes: Pop, jazz, disco.
Quote: 'RIP IT UP!!!'
|





|


Oh oh! It looks like the peaceful tranquillity of KawaiiPunk is about to take a major beating! It's the Angry Mascot!
Yes folks, I'm afraid to report an extremely irate individual is headed our way! But the question is... why is he so angry?
Unlucky 13: 'Maybe Mischief played a prank on him.'
Mischief: 'Hmmm... that gives me an idea!'
Unlucky 13: 'Me and my big mouth!'
Brace yourselves! The Angry Mascot arrives on August 1st.
|