It's a sad fact to acknowledge, but there once was a time when people were paraded, displayed and humiliated for the entertainment of others. Shameless exploiters would round up the outcasts, the ignored, the feeble of body and the feeble of mind, and make them perform for the ever eager, and seemingly endless appetite of the masses. Great riches were always promised. Seldom were they delivered. But enough about reality TV, here's the Freak Mascot.
About: This buck-toothed oddball may not the cutest mascot in the KawaiiPunk family, but at least he seems happy. When he's not out on the town being weird, he likes nothing more than showing people his extensive used bubblegum collection.
Likes: Garbage, outsider art, staring at people.
Dislikes: Showers, soap, minimalism.
Quote: 'Dentist? Why would I need a dentist?'
Huh? What's this? KawaiiPunk is currently off air! Ahhh... I guess that means there is no new mascot this month!
Yes, folks, it looks like everyone's favourite mascot provider is having a well earned holiday! But fear not, because there's still...
Lucky 7: 'The amazing KawaiiPunk CafePress shop!'
Demon: 'And the incredible KawaiiPunk Zazzle shop!'
Ed: 'And don't forget the kawaii-tastic KawaiiPunk blog!'
All of which are open for business as usual! Hooray!