Freak Mascot

It's a sad fact to acknowledge, but there once was a time when people were paraded, displayed and humiliated for the entertainment of others. Shameless exploiters would round up the outcasts, the ignored, the feeble of body and the feeble of mind, and make them perform for the ever eager, and seemingly endless appetite of the masses. Great riches were always promised. Seldom were they delivered. But enough about reality TV, here's the Freak Mascot.

About: This buck-toothed oddball may not the cutest mascot in the KawaiiPunk family, but at least he seems happy. When he's not out on the town being weird, he likes nothing more than showing people his extensive used bubblegum collection.

Likes: Garbage, outsider art, staring at people.

Dislikes: Showers, soap, minimalism.

Quote: 'Dentist? Why would I need a dentist?'