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Cubist Mascot
What is art? Renowned poet and art critic Jasper K Roundhouse famously said that 'art is what seperates man from beast. Give a man a brush and a canvas and in return he will bare you his soul. Replete a beast with the self same gifts and... I dunno... he'll probably just rip your face off or something.' Welcome to the wonderful world of art - where genius, beauty, pompous buffoonery, and the Cubist Mascot collide in perfect harmony.

About: He's no square - it's the Cubist. This art loving sensation of a mascot is fluent in eleven languages and prides himself on his cultured and urbane demeanour. I've no idea what he's doing here either!
Likes: Art galleries, museums, heavy books.
Dislikes: Pop culture, kitsch, reality TV.
Quote: 'In many ways Orphism had a greater emotional resonance than Vorticism.'
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Oh oh! It looks like the peaceful tranquillity of KawaiiPunk is about to take a major beating! It's the Angry Mascot!
Yes folks, I'm afraid to report an extremely irate individual is headed our way! But the question is... why is he so angry?
Unlucky 13: 'Maybe Mischief played a prank on him.'
Mischief: 'Hmmm... that gives me an idea!'
Unlucky 13: 'Me and my big mouth!'
Brace yourselves! The Angry Mascot arrives on August 1st.
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